Callum Hayde (10 Out of 10)
Thomas Forrow (8 Out of 10)
Simon Bell (8 Out of 10)
Robert Shortall (8 Out of 10)
Ricki Le mar-walker (8 Out of 10)
George Saunders (8 Out of 10)
Veitchy aka James Veitch (7 Out of 10)
Noodle aka Nic Boereboom (7 Out of 10)
Liam Ennis (7 Out of 10)
Liam Campbell (7 Out of 10)
Leon McCarthy (7 Out of 10)
Joe Foale (7 Out of 10)
Eli Gray-Stuart (7 Out of 10)
Doug Blake (7 Out of 10)
Dave Goacher (7 Out of 10)
Daniel Thompson (7 Out of 10)
Connor Philpot (7 Out of 10)
Chris Leggett (7 Out of 10)
Alex McMillan (7 Out of 10)
Viking aka Eric Stephenson (3 out of 10)
Eddy Edwards (4 out of 10)
Wayno Carling (5 out of 10)
Tony Foale (5 out of 10)
Shane Roberts (5 out of 10)
Ralfie aka Mark Saunders (5 out of 10)
Mike Aspey (5 out of 10)
John McKay (5 out of 10)
Jake Salvietto (5 out of 10)
Irish aka Jason Wasson (5 out of 10)
Irish aka Gabriel McBreen (5 out of 10)
Craig Newell (5 out of 10)
Christopher Mumford (5 out of 10)
Hey footy fans......well, that's one down, 37 to go and if week 1 was anything to go by we're in for a stellar season of footy and for all but one of us, we're well and truly playing catch-up in our comp!
Man U fans proudly sang out 'we are top top of the league' (for 24hrs at least) following their 1-0 season opener victory against Fulham, however, fast forward a few days and who would have thought we would see The Seagulls taking up top spot after their 3-0 win against the hapless Toffees, who have already chalked up the first red card of the season.
Wins also for usual suspects Arsenal (v Wolves), Man City (v Chelsea) and Liverpool (v Ipswich). Champions League newbies Villa also got a win on the board against fellow claret and blue's West Ham.
Brentford got one over fellow cockney herberts Crystal Palace 1-0, a result that caught many of us out and a first week victory also for The Toon Army (aka Newcastle) against newcomers and many's favourite to go straight back down Southampton.
Draws for Forest (v Bournemouth) and surprise result of the week Spurs (v Leicester) during which we all had the pleasure of a Jamie Vardy goal and his equally as impressive shithouse celebration towards opposing fans.........you gotta love him !
As far as our comp goes, 7 games in we had George, Callum, Ricki, Alex M and Liam E all on clean sheets, however, fast forward to the end of game 10 and one man kicked on to go where no man (or woman) has ever gone before, that man being Mr Callum Hayde who only went an landed a bloody full house and in turn plonks himself well and truly on the top of the leaderboard with our first '20 point double bubble' and the perfect start, so I ask you all to please stand and join me in rapturous applause for this weeks winner and absolute bloody legend Callum, shot bro!
So it's game on for the rest of us now, Callum has well and truly set the standard and all I can say now is watch your back fella, we're coming for ya !
Hopefully you've all got yourselves set up (and paid up) without any major hitches?
Don't forget your Match-week 2 picks and if you have any issues or concerns, give me a shout.
I'm heading home to NZ today after a few weeks in the northern hemisphere, so I'll get up to speed and will be back just in time to watch the mighty Wolves stick it to '57 man' Chelsea later this weekend.
Welcome on board once again folks and all the very best for your upcoming nuptials this weekend Liam Ennis and thanks again for getting us all up and running with this year's comp !!
TTFN
Robert Shortall
Jake Salvietto
Doug Blake
Ricki Le mar-walker
Tony Foale
Liam Ennis
Alex McMillan
Veitchy aka James Veitch
Richie Nielsen
Thomas Forrow
Christopher Mumford
"Les-go" Time to kick some Arse.
Arsenal academy legend Smith Rowe to bang a hat trick at old trafford
Come on you Spurs!
COYS
Fuck it’s good to be back!!!!
Here we go! Up the Villa!
I’m so impressed with the set up - thanks :)
Let the entertainment begin!!
Man city to be Relegated, Due to losing points from Cheating.
We haven’t signed anyone for a whole day
Will be interesting seeing what Chelsea bring to the table this year!