Ricki Le mar-walker (7 Out of 10)
Zaneo Robinson (7out of 10)
Simon Mcleay (7out of 10)
Richie Nielsen (7out of 10)
Dave Goacher (7out of 10)
Chris Leggett (7out of 10)
Wayno Carling (4 out of 10)
Viking aka Eric Stephenson (4 out of 10)
Veitchy aka James Veitch (4 out of 10)
Tony Foale (4 out of 10)
Thomas Forrow (4 out of 10)
Shane Roberts (4 out of 10)
Ralfie aka Mark Saunders (4 out of 10)
Paul Smith (4 out of 10)
Noodle aka Nic Boereboom (4 out of 10)
Liam Campbell (4 out of 10)
Joe Foale (4 out of 10)
James Taylor (4 out of 10)
Irish aka Jason Wasson (4 out of 10)
Harry Saunders (4 out of 10)
Eli Gray-Stuart (4 out of 10)
Doug Blake (4 out of 10)
David Luke (4 out of 10)
Daniel Thompson (4 out of 10)
Craig Newell (4 out of 10)
Christopher Mumford (4 out of 10)
Callum Hayde (4 out of 10)
Ally Wise (4 out of 10)
Alex McMillan (4 out of 10)
Eddy Edwards (2 out of 10)
Watto aka Neil Watson (3 out of 10)
Simon Bell (3 out of 10)
Robert Shortall (3 out of 10)
Paul Booth (3 out of 10)
Mike Aspey (3 out of 10)
Megs McCorkindale (3 out of 10)
Marcus Watson (3 out of 10)
Liam Ennis (3 out of 10)
Leon McCarthy (3 out of 10)
Kurtis Shortall (3 out of 10)
John McKay (3 out of 10)
Jake Salvietto (3 out of 10)
Irish aka Gabriel McBreen (3 out of 10)
George Saunders (3 out of 10)
Dan Woulahan (3 out of 10)
Connor Philpot (3 out of 10)
Cap'n aka Aaron McCann (3 out of 10)
Wayno Carling (4 out of 10)
Viking aka Eric Stephenson (4 out of 10)
Veitchy aka James Veitch (4 out of 10)
Tony Foale (4 out of 10)
Thomas Forrow (4 out of 10)
Shane Roberts (4 out of 10)
Ralfie aka Mark Saunders (4 out of 10)
Paul Smith (4 out of 10)
Noodle aka Nic Boereboom (4 out of 10)
Liam Campbell (4 out of 10)
Joe Foale (4 out of 10)
James Taylor (4 out of 10)
Irish aka Jason Wasson (4 out of 10)
Harry Saunders (4 out of 10)
Eli Gray-Stuart (4 out of 10)
Doug Blake (4 out of 10)
David Luke (4 out of 10)
Daniel Thompson (4 out of 10)
Craig Newell (4 out of 10)
Christopher Mumford (4 out of 10)
Callum Hayde (4 out of 10)
Ally Wise (4 out of 10)
Alex McMillan (4 out of 10)
Evening all,
Another bonkers weekend in the premier league as once again we see previous high flyers dropping more points and slowly slipping into mid-table mediocrity.
Let's get the draws out of the way first, the most unsurprising one of the bunch being the scoreless draw between The Toffees and The Bees (aka Everton & Brentford), slightly less surprising but much more amusing, Villa's 2-2 draw with Crystal Palace and following the much hyped arrival of new manager Ruben Amorim, Man Utd underwhelming 1-1 draw with The Tractor Boys of Ipswich.
Moving swiftly on and The Seagulls swooped into 5th place in the table following their 2-1 victory over The Cherries and hold the phone........Spurs stealth into 6th following their 4-0 annihilation of champions Man City.....(stay humble boys), leaving last years champions 8 points behind table toppers Liverpool who dug in for a 3-2 away victory to The Saints of Southampton, begging the question, has the league been won already ?
Arsenal got back to winning ways with an impressive 3-0 victory over Notts Forest, but gave up their 3rd place spot to fellow cockney herbets Chelsea (on goal difference), following their 2-1 victory against The Foxes.
West Ham took the points in their 2-0 surprise win at Newcastle and last but not least, Wolverhampton Wanderers scored 4 in their demolition of high flying Fulham, despite going down 1-0 after 20mins........a result that takes Wolves out of the bottom 3 for the first time all season pretty much.
Obviously a low scoring week in our comp, 4 points gets you a pat on the back, one or two even managed 5, but this weeks winner, with a magnificent 7 is Ricki, I don't know you did it mate, the Spurs prediction for a start....................awesome dude, we salute you !!!!
Confirmation of who did what will be on the website, along with this weekends fixtures and just beware, there is a Friday night kick off (UK time) this weekend, which means a Saturday morning game for us, so picks need to be in by Friday evening !!
I'll keep an eye and do my best to chase up the slackers.
Joe Foale
Liam Ennis
Cap'n aka Aaron McCann
Thomas Forrow
Dan Woulahan
Dave Goacher
Shane Roberts
Ralfie aka Mark Saunders
Jake Salvietto
Irish aka Gabriel McBreen
Simon Mcleay
Each club has to play 3x U21 players from their youth academy for 60 mins or more per game
Get some tech to allow VAR to be decided by the fans at home. ;)
Just enforce the 6 second rule for cheating goalkeepers
Man utd not allowed out of championship ever as a punishment for their supporters being entitled fuckers
Man utd to lose every week
Red card for diving
Reverse penalty shootout. Goalies only take the shot, each player gets a turn in goal.
Scrap VAR, give each team one opportunity to challenge a ref's decision each half.
The Shit House - a sin bin for being a herbert
Vinicius jnr been sent off in every match. Even if he's not playing.
you could pick the ball up